Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sees a pitbull at the grooming salon and says "I don't know why people own those dogs. They're viscous." Her shih tzu bites my hand so hard I needed 12 stitches.

Sees a pitbull at the grooming salon and says

you're hispanic what part of spanish do you come from?

you're hispanic what part of spanish do you come from?  Sheltering Suburban Mom

no more pb&j sandwiches we don't want to be racist

no more pb&j sandwiches  we don't want to be racist  Sheltering Suburban Mom

calls video games unnecessarily violent Favorite TV Shows: The first 48, murder re-enactment shows on I.D. Channel

calls video games unnecessarily violent Favorite TV Shows: The 
first 48, murder re-enactment shows on I.D. Channel  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Thinks evolution is evil. buys son Pokemon cards

Thinks evolution is evil.  buys son Pokemon cards   Sheltering Suburban Mom

I switch the channel from SD to HD "I can't tell the difference"

I switch the channel from SD to HD

transcendental meditation is part of the eastern mysticism cult Cites a christians out of body experience and proof of god

transcendental meditation is part of the eastern mysticism cult Cites a christians out of body experience and proof of god  Sheltering Suburban Mom

What a horrible situation in boston I wonder if dancing with the stars will be on?

What a horrible situation in boston I wonder if dancing with the stars will be on?  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Don't leave that blanket on the ground, your grandmother worked very hard to make it." Puts it in the dog bed

Do you see that? God is protecting israel

Do you see that? God is protecting israel  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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