Sheltering Suburban Mom

Surprises you with new Halo 3 game for your birthday You own a PS3!

Surprises you with new Halo 3 game for your birthday You own a PS3!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

IF you're too sick for school you're too sick for tv

IF you're too sick for school you're too sick for tv  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Dresses child in sexy outfits for paegant; child is abducted by pedo "I want the pedo dead!!!"

Dresses child in sexy outfits for paegant; child is abducted by pedo

computer is running slow delete old files and pictures

computer is running slow delete old files and pictures  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells daughter she's to young "to know what Love is" Has an hour long relationship with shower massager while listening to Foreigner

Tells daughter she's to young

writes adult novels freaks out about what they taught you in sex ed

writes adult novels freaks out about what they taught you in sex ed  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Knows you drink with friends beer with dad? totally unacceptable

Knows you drink with friends beer with dad? totally unacceptable  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Years ago you loaned her money so her family wouldn't be homeless blocks you on facebook for posting a disguised link to meat spins

Years ago you loaned her money so her family wouldn't be homeless blocks you on facebook for posting a disguised link to meat spins  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Does the deli meat have nitrates, hormones, and salt? I only want whats best for my child. 5 boxes of party pizzas in her basket.

Does the deli meat have nitrates, hormones, and salt? I only want whats best for my child. 5 boxes of party pizzas in her basket.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Problems made up by politicians: Will rant for hours about how awful the government is. Real problems that threaten everyone's liberties: Doesn't want to talk about it.

Problems made up by politicians: Will rant for hours about how awful the government is. Real problems that threaten everyone's liberties: Doesn't want to talk about it.  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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