Sheltering Suburban Mom

makes obscure spinach pastries "Why does no one eat them?"

makes obscure spinach pastries

"you bought a new video game? but you already have 5, quit wasting money!" half her closet is clothes bought only because they were on sale and still have the tags on them.

Tells you drugs are bad gets hammerd

Tells you drugs are bad gets hammerd   Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Those comic books you read are garbage!" reads twilight and 50 shades of grey.

Asked about supporting the Big Bang theory "Sure. Something had to kill the dinosaurs."

Asked about supporting the Big Bang theory

It's God's way Of giving her the rest she needs

It's God's way  Of giving her the rest she needs  Sheltering Suburban Mom

VIDEO GAMES ARE STUPID Watches real housewives

VIDEO GAMES ARE STUPID Watches real housewives  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Says you spend too much time on the computer spends all day on ipad

Says you spend too much time on the computer spends all day on ipad  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells you to be tolerant of all people Asks you if the doors are locked when a black guy uses the crosswalk

Tells you to be tolerant of all people Asks you if the doors are locked when a black guy uses the crosswalk  Sheltering Suburban Mom

oh you're an atheist? it's probably because of those kids you were hanging out with in public school

oh you're an atheist? it's probably because of those kids you were hanging out with in public school  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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