Sheltering Suburban Mom

Warns kids about Facebook privacy Adds applications by the dozen

Warns kids about Facebook privacy  Adds applications by the dozen  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Doesn't Let her kids play in playground unsupervised playground is in backyard

Doesn't Let her kids play in playground unsupervised playground is in backyard  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"moms have the hardest jobs on earth" Starts drinking at noon and watches oprah all day

Maybe the holocaust was part of god's plan

Maybe the holocaust was part of god's plan  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells you to eat healthier Overweight

Tells you to eat healthier Overweight  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Preaches about the sanctity of marriage religiously watches the bachelor

Preaches about the sanctity of marriage religiously watches the bachelor  Sheltering Suburban Mom

If god wanted you to have a tattoo he would have made you born with one

If god wanted you to have a tattoo he would have made you born with one  Sheltering Suburban Mom

you're a smart kid with an open mind why can't you accept jesus?

you're a smart kid with an open mind why can't you accept jesus?  Sheltering Suburban Mom

my faith in the lord keeps me healthy

my faith in the lord keeps me healthy  Sheltering Suburban Mom

overhears you mention reddit to your brother does "research," grounds you for using a website for leftist stoner pedophile atheists

overhears you mention reddit to your brother does
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