Sheltering Suburban Mom

Won't let you get a phone because "texting is evil" Spends All day checking her email

Won't let you get a phone because

Xbox fan argues how awesome Xbox is compared to PlayStation. Brags about preordering PS4.

Xbox fan argues how awesome Xbox is compared to PlayStation. Brags about preordering PS4.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

CAUGHT DRUNK IN GRADE 12 AFTER PARTY NO XBOX

CAUGHT DRUNK IN GRADE 12 AFTER PARTY NO XBOX  Sheltering Suburban Mom

sees you gaming for 5 minutes you play games all the time!

sees you gaming for 5 minutes  you play games all the time!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Son returns from first semester at college Allows casual drinking at the house with his friends

Son returns from first semester at college Allows casual drinking at the house with his friends  Sheltering Suburban Mom

My son has A.D.D. actually just stupid as all fuck

My son has A.D.D. actually just stupid as all fuck  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Fall face first in dog shit "you'll be lucky if thats the worst that ever happens"

Fall face first in dog shit

Thinks cougar is term for cool mom constantly asks son if she is one

Thinks cougar is term for cool mom constantly asks son if she is one   Sheltering Suburban Mom

daily exercise wii fit

daily exercise wii fit  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Can you underline all of the periods as well? Clients. They suck.

Can you underline all of the periods as well? Clients. They suck.  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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