Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells you she loves you won't leave you the fuck alone

Tells you she loves you won't leave you the fuck alone  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Thinks harry potter is satanic reads horoscope daily

Thinks harry potter is satanic reads horoscope daily  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"ONLY 95% IN MATH?" GROUNDED

Complains about useless facebook posts signs up for daily horoscope

Complains about useless facebook posts signs up for daily horoscope  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Don't drink too much alcohol, it will kill you" Still alive

Most played champ: lee sin Hows that win coming along?

Most played champ: lee sin Hows that win coming along?  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Blames the Simpsons and South Park for decline of society watches nothing but TMZ and E! news

Blames the Simpsons and South Park for decline of society watches nothing but TMZ and E! news  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Pipa? Oh like Pipa Middleton? She's so cute!

Pipa? Oh like Pipa Middleton? She's so cute!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Won't let you date someone a year older than you Is 8 years older than your dad

Won't let you date someone a year older than you Is 8 years older than your dad  Sheltering Suburban Mom

random car parked in front of house at night calls the fucking cops

random car parked in front of house at night calls the fucking cops  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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