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Sheltering Suburban Mom

Meets good guy Kevin Why are his Palms sweaty? did he just finish...masturbating?

Meets good guy Kevin Why are his Palms sweaty? did he just finish...masturbating? Sheltering Suburban Mom
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husband buys SSM $80,000 suv puts religious & political bumper stickers all over it

husband buys SSM $80,000 suv puts religious & political bumper stickers all over it Sheltering Suburban Mom
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no plans when you are born wonders why you are screwed up

no plans when you are born wonders why you are screwed up Sheltering Suburban Mom
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complains husband doesn't spend enough time with the kids married a lawyer

complains husband doesn't spend enough time with the kids married a lawyer Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Her kid's are retarded. Blames doctor.

Her kid's are retarded. Blames doctor. Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Want to date my daughter? Join mormon church

Want to date my daughter? Join mormon church Sheltering Suburban Mom
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her kid's a prick: "you're a tattle tale!" you stand up to him: "you won't believe what your son just did!"

her kid's a prick:
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Complains about chlorine in tap water Smokes

Complains about chlorine in tap water Smokes Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Grounds you for having B's had f's and d's in school

Grounds you for having B's had f's and d's in school Sheltering Suburban Mom
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tells kids madonna is a bad influence refuses to turn on super bowl

tells kids madonna is a bad influence refuses to turn on super bowl Sheltering Suburban Mom
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