Sheltering Suburban Mom

Forces you to fold the laundry Refolds everything when you're done

Forces you to fold the laundry Refolds everything when you're done  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Persists medical condition is caused by lack of enzymes Doesn't know what an enzyme is

Persists medical condition is caused by lack of enzymes Doesn't know what an enzyme is  Sheltering Suburban Mom

whats hookah? weed?

whats hookah? weed?  Sheltering Suburban Mom

tells people they need jesus watches jersery shore, housewives of new jersey, and sex in the city religiously

tells people they need jesus watches jersery shore, housewives of new jersey, and sex in the city religiously  Sheltering Suburban Mom

SOPA? No, I'm totally against drugs.

SOPA? No, I'm totally against drugs.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"I'm never going to shop at Walmart! It's a terrible company." Goes to Sam's Club 2 times a week.

Oh you saved up your own money for a game? I'm not going to let you buy that

Oh you saved up your own money for a game? I'm not going to let you buy that  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Lets you play M-rated video games without a care. Won't let you watch an R-rated movie because of "Vulgar Language and Violence"

Lets you play M-rated video games without a care. Won't let you watch an R-rated movie because of

You're not a bad kid You're just misguided

You're not a bad kid You're just misguided  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Doesn't let her 20 year old son look at sports illustrated swimsuit edition because he "shouldn't be exposed to those kinds of things" Wants grandchildren

Doesn't let her 20 year old son look at sports illustrated swimsuit edition because he
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