Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Son's friends gave me nickname to fit in with them" MILF

Sees F's on your report card Yells at the teacher

Sees F's on your report card  Yells at the teacher  Sheltering Suburban Mom

About to go to cinema with cute girl "you better put on some shorts, it's hot outside"

About to go to cinema with cute girl

that movie is to sexual for you to watch house shakes at night

that movie is to sexual for you to watch house shakes at night  Sheltering Suburban Mom

stewardship standards for chickens? not mentioned in Bible

stewardship standards for chickens? not mentioned in Bible  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Promotes family values Hides naughty stuff in dresser drawer

Promotes family values Hides naughty stuff in dresser drawer  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Only wears jogging suits never goes jogging

Only wears jogging suits never goes jogging  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Persists medical condition is caused by lack of enzymes Doesn't know what an enzyme is

Persists medical condition is caused by lack of enzymes Doesn't know what an enzyme is  Sheltering Suburban Mom

whats hookah? weed?

whats hookah? weed?  Sheltering Suburban Mom

tells people they need jesus watches jersery shore, housewives of new jersey, and sex in the city religiously

tells people they need jesus watches jersery shore, housewives of new jersey, and sex in the city religiously  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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