Sheltering Suburban Mom

Gives daughter wise work ethic advice gets back to creating memes

Gives daughter wise work ethic advice gets back to creating memes  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Freaks out whenever I leave the house Left her country to marry my dad and didn't tell her parents

Freaks out whenever I leave the house Left her country to marry my dad and didn't tell her parents  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Buys You Beer Sends you to rehab for Marijuana

Buys You Beer Sends you to rehab for Marijuana  Sheltering Suburban Mom

When I was your age I dealt with sexual immorality you can't date

When I was your age I dealt with sexual immorality you can't date  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Marriage is between a man and a woman It says so in the constitution

Marriage is between a man and a woman It says so in the constitution  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"So atheists don't want 'In God We Trust' on our money?" "I am surprised that they even use our money."

"I'm not letting my kids watch Shrek. The ogre calls the donkey a jackass."

I only drink white grape soda because when i drink dark grape soda im afraid it will steal my purse

I only drink white grape soda because when i drink dark grape soda im afraid it will steal my purse  Sheltering Suburban Mom

whos this on the radio right now oh its nickle back i love them

whos this on the radio right now oh its nickle back i love them  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Hopefully my body will shut down this GRAPE BABY

Hopefully my body will shut down this GRAPE BABY  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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