Sheltering Suburban Mom

"If you ever talk to my child like that again..." Always talks to her child like that

Says go get a job Doesnt have one

Says go get a job Doesnt have one  Sheltering Suburban Mom

always pesters you about losing weight just bought a jumbo box of cheez its, brownies and assorted snacks for vacation

always pesters you about losing weight  just bought a jumbo box of cheez its,  brownies and assorted snacks for vacation  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Gets in line to pick up son from school an hour before school lets out To avoid waiting in line for 10 minutes

Gets in line to pick up son from school an hour before school lets out To avoid waiting in line for 10 minutes  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Thinks it's wrong for a couple to live together before they decide to get married got divorced because she rushed into marriage

Thinks it's wrong for a couple to live together before they decide to get married got divorced because she rushed into marriage  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Says something got divorced

Says something got divorced  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Buys you an awesome costume for Halloween makes you wear a jacket that covers the whole thing

Buys you an awesome costume for Halloween makes you wear a jacket that covers the whole thing  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Says kids use their electronics too much Spends all of her time talking on the phone and going on facebook on her ipad

Says kids use their electronics too much Spends all of her time talking on the phone and going on facebook on her ipad  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I think bill gates is the devil

I think bill gates is the devil  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Atheists pick and choose their morals!" Picks and chooses what parts to believe in the book they draw morals from

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