Sheltering Suburban Mom

Says you spend too much time on the computer Is always on the phone with her friends

Says you spend too much time on the computer Is always on the phone with her friends  Sheltering Suburban Mom

her kids gets up late and misses the bus daily calls the school to say the bus driver skipped their stop again

her kids gets up late and misses the bus daily calls the school to say the bus driver skipped their stop again  Sheltering Suburban Mom

son calls you a cunt don't make me count to 3

son calls you a cunt don't make me count to 3  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Hears Vanilla Ice in son's room Deletes BET from television

Hears Vanilla Ice in son's room Deletes BET from television  Sheltering Suburban Mom

won't give head insists you do

won't give head insists you do  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Lectures kids on dangers of marijuana Bakes hash cookies for school bake sale

Lectures kids on dangers of marijuana Bakes hash cookies for school bake sale  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells Daughter to Stay a Virgin Until Marriage Fucks the Pool Boy

Tells Daughter to Stay a Virgin Until Marriage Fucks the Pool Boy  Sheltering Suburban Mom

thinks skateboarders are white trash builds half-pipe in her back yard for her son and serves them sunny d to be his friend

thinks skateboarders are white trash builds half-pipe in her back yard for her son and serves them sunny d to be his friend  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Boys going to the cast party No more sleepover

Boys going to the cast party No more sleepover  Sheltering Suburban Mom

is Cut off in church parking lot gives the finger

is Cut off in church parking lot gives the finger  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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