Sheltering Suburban Mom

Had a threesom WITH Simon and Jason

Had a threesom WITH Simon and Jason  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Won't let kid read Harry Potter due to witchcraft Forces them to read Lion the WITCH and the wardrobe.

Won't let kid read Harry Potter due to witchcraft Forces them to read Lion the WITCH and the wardrobe.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Because without GM food WE ALL DIE OF STARVATION!

Because without GM food WE ALL DIE OF STARVATION!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Doesn't let you watch scary movies Takes you to church to learn about hell

Doesn't let you watch scary movies Takes you to church to learn about hell  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Won't let me date a non-Italian MARRIED An italian

Won't let me date a non-Italian MARRIED An italian  Sheltering Suburban Mom

My boys play MINESWEEPER THE GAME WHERE YOU BUILD A FAKE WORLD

My boys play MINESWEEPER THE GAME WHERE YOU BUILD A FAKE WORLD  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Fapping? Is that fucking to rap music?

Fapping? Is that fucking to rap music?  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Click it or Ticket Fuck a Helmet tho

Click it or Ticket Fuck a Helmet tho  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I'm hiding this slingshot until you're older. Just kidding I threw it away.

I'm hiding this slingshot until you're older. Just kidding I threw it away.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sees older man with big glasses on the street Grabs daughters hand and runs away

Sees older man with big glasses on the street Grabs daughters hand and runs away  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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