Sheltering Suburban Mom

Hates mexicans Has mexican kid Gets mexican butler

Hates mexicans  Has mexican kid Gets mexican butler  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Doesn't recycle Serves leftovers for 4 days after cooking a meal

Doesn't recycle Serves leftovers for 4 days after cooking a meal  Sheltering Suburban Mom

you can never win an argument she always brings up the "giving birth" card

you can never win an argument she always brings up the

YELLS AT YOU FOR NOT GOING TO CHAPEL/CONVO HAD TO WRITE PAPER EACH oF THE 4 YEARS

YELLS AT YOU FOR  NOT GOING TO CHAPEL/CONVO HAD TO WRITE PAPER EACH oF THE 4 YEARS  Sheltering Suburban Mom

tells you to get a 4.0 got a 2.o every semester

tells you to get a 4.0 got a 2.o every semester  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Marijuana is evil and will get you addicted and kill you Smokes two packs of belmonts a day

Marijuana is evil and will get you addicted and kill you Smokes two packs of belmonts a day  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Makes Son go to community college "you still have a curfew until you go off to college"

Makes Son go to community college

Of course i would kill you if God wanted me to He would just bring you back from the dead

Of course i would kill you if God wanted me to He would just bring you back from the dead  Sheltering Suburban Mom

drives a gas guzzling suv guzzles cum in the back seat

drives a gas guzzling suv guzzles cum in the back seat  Sheltering Suburban Mom

only sluts get raped because decent women can afford bodyguards

only sluts get raped because decent women can afford bodyguards  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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