Sheltering Suburban Mom

Asks you "how was school?" Doesn't actually give a shit

Asks you

Lectures you on the dangers of heroin Just learned what heroin is after watching an episode of "Law and Order"

Lectures you on the dangers of heroin Just learned what heroin is after watching an episode of

video games rot your brain constantly plays farmville

video games rot your brain constantly plays farmville  Sheltering Suburban Mom

i'm not a greedy person bled ex-husband dry in divorce

i'm not a greedy person   bled ex-husband dry in divorce  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Yes, I saw video of the pepper spray incident at UC Davis those police officers were misunderstood

Yes, I saw video of the pepper spray incident at UC Davis those police officers were misunderstood  Sheltering Suburban Mom

God made us all perfect and beautiful wears makeup

God made us all perfect and beautiful wears makeup  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"You slept in to 10am today" "You're so depressed and antisocial"

If you use this meme you are not old enough to form cogent opinions on the existential

If you use this meme you are not old enough to form cogent opinions on the existential  Sheltering Suburban Mom

My daughter is perfect So i will fuck up your day

My daughter is perfect So i will fuck up your day  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Ask you to help with computer "No that's not how i learned it, it must be wrong"

Ask you to help with computer
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