Sheltering Suburban Mom

Harmless bon fire on the beach during spring break? Better call the police. Lucky she survived.

Harmless bon fire on the beach during spring break? Better call the police. Lucky she survived.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Neil deGrasse Tyson is so intelligent it's a shame he doesn't believe in god

Neil deGrasse Tyson is so intelligent it's a shame he doesn't believe in god  Sheltering Suburban Mom

jason get off mc you have rowing in the morning aye

jason get off mc you have rowing in the morning aye  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Calls when you're late to make sure you're safe Expects you to pick up while driving

Calls when you're late to make sure you're safe Expects you to pick up while driving  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sees You walk off the bus with somebody "I'm So Glad You're making friends"

Sees You walk off the bus with somebody

"You need to bring up your grades." Dropped out of school

Be sure to wash the lettuce Mexicans have touched it

Be sure to wash the lettuce  Mexicans have touched it  Sheltering Suburban Mom

noticed cute girl next door wears yoga pants told teenage son to stay away from the slut

noticed cute girl next door wears yoga pants told teenage son to stay away from the slut  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Claims to support improving public infrastructure adamantly opposes spending money on city streetcar project because it's a waste of money

Claims to support improving public infrastructure adamantly opposes spending money on city streetcar project because it's a waste of money  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"That game is rated 'E for Everyone?'" Everyone but you

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