Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Your Steam games flashed up on the anti virus, so I deleted them all" "My pirated music is malware? No the link said it was music so I'll let it passed"

oh the Boston bomber is white? He must Be crazy

oh the Boston bomber is white? He must Be crazy   Sheltering Suburban Mom

Not saying your prayers at night heathen

Not saying your prayers at night heathen  Sheltering Suburban Mom

i'm not mad i'm just disappointed

i'm not mad i'm just disappointed  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Can't watch comedy central, too much swearing "Don't you fucking talk back to me like that"

Can't watch comedy central, too much swearing

Complains about picking kids up at night Won't let them bus home in the dark

Complains about picking kids up at night Won't let them bus home in the dark  Sheltering Suburban Mom

READS FARK.COM THREADS WATCHES DROP DEAD DIVA

READS FARK.COM THREADS WATCHES DROP DEAD DIVA  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"They're taking our jobs" Hasn't worked for years

Tells her husband to be more feminine Forces him to was romantic comedies

Tells her husband to be more feminine  Forces him to was romantic comedies   Sheltering Suburban Mom

glad teen daughter finally started "brushing her teeth" with the electric toothbrush for 20 minutes a day with the bathroom door locked

glad teen daughter finally started
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