Sheltering Suburban Mom

Leaves church and goes to the mall with her family for a nice day out Has a screaming fit with a cashier because her coupons can't be combined

Leaves church and goes to the mall with her family for a nice day out Has a screaming fit with a cashier because her coupons can't be combined   Sheltering Suburban Mom

Thinks she's raising her son to be Good guy greg scumbag steve

Thinks she's raising her son to be Good guy greg scumbag steve  Sheltering Suburban Mom

go outside and get exercise! yells at you when you get dirty

go outside and get exercise! yells at you when you get dirty   Sheltering Suburban Mom

"i'm on this earth to do god's work." watches reality television all day, on a tv that her rich husband payed for, while neglecting her children.

Tells you to clean your own mess has a cleaning lady

Tells you to clean your own mess has a cleaning lady  Sheltering Suburban Mom

You seem pretty smart what's the deal with this god bison?

You seem pretty smart what's the deal with this god bison?  Sheltering Suburban Mom

These problems are really urgent You need to sit down and try some serious prayer

These problems are really urgent You need to sit down and try some serious prayer  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Stays up till 3 am and finds you up why are you up so late you should be sleeping

Stays up till 3 am and finds you up why are you up so late you should be sleeping  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"im not racist" locks car doors as black guy walks by

Says the holocaust was part of god's plan.

Says the holocaust was part of god's plan.  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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