Sheltering Suburban Mom

"honey am i really that sheltering?" *shrugs* "Get the fuck back in the house"

"No, honey, you're not fat. Don't ever let anyone ever tell you otherwise." Has 8 year-old kid that's 4'6" and weighs 180 lbs.

NEIGHBORS ALARM GOES OFF AT 2AM KIDS WILL NEED THERAPY

NEIGHBORS ALARM GOES OFF AT 2AM KIDS WILL NEED THERAPY  Sheltering Suburban Mom

carly philips romance writer to Days of our lives the soap opera Kids prescribed adderall at age 8

carly philips romance writer to Days of our lives the soap opera

 Kids prescribed adderall at age 8  Sheltering Suburban Mom

new boyfriend comes over shows him naked pictures of you...as a baby

new boyfriend comes over shows him naked pictures of you...as a baby  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"I am an amazing parent." Child is Scumbag Steve

Believes in literal understanding of bible Bible written in Greek

Believes in literal understanding of bible  Bible written in Greek  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Complains about speeding Speeds

Complains about speeding Speeds  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Thinks THat Final Cut X Is AWESOME!!!

Thinks THat Final Cut X Is AWESOME!!!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Constantly complains about debt Goes to florida every winter

Constantly complains about debt Goes to florida every winter  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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