Sheltering Suburban Mom

"you don't need alcohol to have fun" needs 2 xanax to sleep

Thinks children are actually sleeping on christmas eve

Thinks children are actually sleeping on christmas eve  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Criticizes you for not getting a job and moving out. Has never had a job or lived on her own.

Criticizes you for not getting a job and moving out.  Has never had a job or lived on her own.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"You went to see the new batman movie?" "didn't you see what happened in Colorado?"

"You're going to get fat if you play video games all day Go read a book instead!"

Who is that rapper? Half a dollar?

Who is that rapper? Half a dollar?   Sheltering Suburban Mom

says that sci-fi, supernatural, horror and fantasy genres are unacceptable because its not reality is religious

says that sci-fi, supernatural, horror and fantasy genres are unacceptable because its not reality is religious  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Spends thousands on a living room set No one can use

Spends thousands on a living room set No one can use   Sheltering Suburban Mom

Superdry clothing Does that mean that everything is waterproof?

Superdry clothing Does that mean that everything is waterproof?  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Oh, you're an atheist? You must have a big dick!

Oh, you're an atheist? You must have a big dick!  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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