Sheltering Suburban Mom

"There is not enough evidence for evolution" Believes a snake tricked a woman into eating fruit from a tree

Wants her kids to be well educated. Audits all of their college courses to make sure professors do it right.

Wants her kids to be well educated.  Audits all of their college courses to make sure professors do it right.   Sheltering Suburban Mom

It's not looking real good at the momemt IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE MOVING TO ANOTHER COUNTRY

It's not looking real good at the momemt IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE MOVING TO ANOTHER COUNTRY  Sheltering Suburban Mom

they're Jewish boys, and people of different ethnicities develop faster.

they're Jewish boys, and people of different ethnicities develop faster.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

God killed all the dinosaurs as punishment because one of them killed a human

God killed all the dinosaurs as punishment because one of them killed a human  Sheltering Suburban Mom

dressed in a jogging suit walked twice around the block

dressed in a jogging suit walked twice around the block  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Socialists are ruining the economy Has never had a full-time job

Socialists are ruining the economy Has never had a full-time job  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Wants a big hug from you pees all over your workclothes

Wants a big hug from you pees all over your workclothes  Sheltering Suburban Mom

she's not a bitch - you just have "oppositional-defiant-disorder"

she's not a bitch - you just have

"I don't want you to make the same mistakes I did!" Had you at age 16.

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