Sheltering Suburban Mom

God killed all the dinosaurs as punishment because one of them killed a human

God killed all the dinosaurs as punishment because one of them killed a human  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"all of those athiest stickers on your car make you look like an idiot!" Has 5 anti-obama stickers on her minivan

Encourages daughter to work hard and go to college To meet a husband with a promising career.

Encourages daughter to work hard and go to college To meet a husband with a promising career.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Honey, you just need to be confident in your body" on her second boob job

Voted for Obama to prove she's not racist

Voted for Obama to prove she's not racist  Sheltering Suburban Mom

gives old underwear and socks to goodwill 5 grand charitable donation

gives old underwear and socks to goodwill  5 grand charitable donation  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Protests against Schweddy Balls Ice Cream Sure loves herself some sweaty balls

Protests against Schweddy Balls Ice Cream Sure loves herself some sweaty balls  Sheltering Suburban Mom

your becoming an atheist? Dont just do it to conform

your becoming an atheist? Dont just do it to conform                                  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Consistently speeds when driving Has heart attack when you drive 37 mph in a 35

Consistently speeds when driving Has heart attack when you drive 37 mph in a 35  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"There is not enough evidence for evolution" Believes a snake tricked a woman into eating fruit from a tree

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