Sheltering Suburban Mom

Protests against Schweddy Balls Ice Cream Sure loves herself some sweaty balls

Protests against Schweddy Balls Ice Cream Sure loves herself some sweaty balls  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"all of those athiest stickers on your car make you look like an idiot!" Has 5 anti-obama stickers on her minivan

Encourages daughter to work hard and go to college To meet a husband with a promising career.

Encourages daughter to work hard and go to college To meet a husband with a promising career.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Bitches at you constantly about locking up Leaves her bedroom window open with the screen out

Bitches at you constantly about locking up Leaves her bedroom window open with the screen out  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Bible study at professor's house? I better come to make sure it's safe

Bible study at professor's house? I better come to make sure it's safe  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Repeatedly complains about the food continues to frequent restaurant

Repeatedly complains about the food  continues to frequent restaurant  Sheltering Suburban Mom

why do you need friends? you have me

why do you need friends? you have me   Sheltering Suburban Mom

sees son using her ipad "You know, when you run the battery out you're going to have to buy me a new one"

sees son using her ipad

your becoming an atheist? Dont just do it to conform

your becoming an atheist? Dont just do it to conform                                  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Consistently speeds when driving Has heart attack when you drive 37 mph in a 35

Consistently speeds when driving Has heart attack when you drive 37 mph in a 35  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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