Sheltering Suburban Mom

has seen europe on tv still lives in geneseo

has seen europe
on tv still lives in
geneseo  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I'm not giving you any food money. there is plenty to eat in the house goes out to eat every night

I'm not giving you any food money. there is plenty to eat in the house goes out to eat every night  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Lectures children daily about how lying isnt good, and against the bible Lies about Santa,The easter Bunny and The tooth Fairy.

Lectures children daily about how lying isnt good, and against the bible Lies about Santa,The easter Bunny and The tooth Fairy.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Afraid son is a depressed alcoholic Yell at him for not having a life

Afraid son is a depressed alcoholic Yell at him for not having a life  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sends flyers to the school about the dangers of pasting covers her tits in colgate and waits for her hubby to get home

Sends flyers to the school about the dangers of pasting covers her tits in colgate and waits for her hubby to get home  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Homosexuals are sexual deviants" Talks highly of "Fifty Shades of Grey" and recommends it to everyone she knows

grounds you for a month cause she catches you masturbating has two vibrators in her closet

grounds you for a month cause she catches you masturbating has two vibrators in her closet  Sheltering Suburban Mom

This shampoo doesn't hurt in your eyes I promise

This shampoo doesn't hurt in your eyes I promise  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Wants to go shopping at 11:00 AM on Sunday Looks down on the retail employees who operate the stores

Wants to go shopping at 11:00 AM on Sunday Looks down on the retail employees who operate the stores  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Against Gun Control "Video games are causing kids to shoot up schools"

Against Gun Control
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