Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells you to not put pictures on the internet or else whole world will see them is meme

Tells you to not put pictures on the internet or else whole world will see them is meme  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Did you call me retarded? Okay I'm not talking to you!

Did you call me retarded? Okay I'm not talking to you!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Refuses to vaccinate her children gets flu shot every year

Refuses to vaccinate her children  gets flu shot every year  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Says Soda Is Bad For You Only drinks iced tea

Says Soda Is Bad For You Only drinks iced tea  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow to the knee.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Asks you if you want to go to the grocery for her is pissed when you don't

Asks you if you want to go to the grocery for her is pissed when you don't  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Buys expensive car seat and brags about quality and safety of brand name does not use it correctly

Buys expensive car seat and brags about quality and safety of brand name does not use it correctly  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"eggs are dairy..." Because you get them in the Dairy Aisle!

I believe that a species can change slightly from generation to generation. But I don't believe in evolution

I believe that a species can change slightly from generation to generation. But I don't believe in evolution  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Oh you want the dog? you sick fuck

Oh you want the dog? you sick fuck  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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