Sheltering Suburban Mom

Makes you wear a cross 'take that off when you sleep, you could choke'

Makes you wear a cross 'take that off when you sleep, you could choke'  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I want to go on a mission and serve the lord But not if the language is hard to learn or the natives don't love jesus.

I want to go on a mission and serve the lord But not if the language is hard to learn or the natives don't love jesus.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"You're too young to know what you believe in" Forces you to go to church every Sunday

Believes in absolute Religious Pre-Destination And Free Will

Believes in absolute Religious Pre-Destination And Free Will  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"That aerosol deodorant you use is terrible for the environment" Buys bottled water

So all of a sudden there's no god? You're getting absolutely nothing for christmas!

So all of a sudden there's no god? You're getting absolutely nothing for christmas!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Some chinese newfound religion is a cult because they force people to donate to them

Some chinese newfound religion is a cult because they force people to donate to them  Sheltering Suburban Mom

i spent hours playing outside when i was a kid. Here's a bike helmet, taser, cellphone and pepper spray. Call me every 5 minutes to let me know where you are, and be back no later than 5pm.

i spent hours playing outside when i was a kid. Here's a bike helmet, taser, cellphone and pepper spray.  Call me every 5 minutes to let me know where you are, and be back no later than 5pm.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"this is america dont let anyone tell you what to think or believe Just keep your faith in the christ"

If English units were good enough for jesus they're good enough for me!

If English units were good enough for jesus they're good enough for me!  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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