Sheltering Suburban Mom

Loves you unconditionally with a few conditions

Loves you unconditionally with a few conditions  Sheltering Suburban Mom

tells her you dont believe in the bible but you believe in god and i thought you were a good kid

tells her you dont believe in the bible but you believe in god and i thought you were a good kid  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Is morbidly obese says the Paleo Diet is unnatural

Is morbidly obese   says the Paleo Diet is unnatural   Sheltering Suburban Mom

Oh, She's cute Does she smell like curry?

Oh, She's cute Does she smell like curry?  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"if its not in the bible then its wrong" goes to tarrot readers and checks horoscope daily

science and its evidence is just your opinion how do you know god didnt create everything?

science and its evidence is just your opinion how do you know god didnt create everything?  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Kid Two States Over Gets Abducted SOLITARY CONFINEMENT

Kid Two States Over Gets Abducted SOLITARY CONFINEMENT  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Went to facebook to reconnect with her college boyfriends Stalks your profile for embarrassing pictures

Went to facebook to reconnect with her college boyfriends Stalks your profile for embarrassing pictures  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I am a professional SSM because I was a sheltered suburban girl didn't even need to lie on my resume

I am a professional SSM because 
I was a sheltered suburban girl didn't even need 
to lie on my resume  Sheltering Suburban Mom

tells you to stop playing World Of Witchcraft` you play world of warcraft

tells you to stop playing World Of Witchcraft` you play world of warcraft  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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