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Sheltering Suburban Mom

Overprotective so you "grow up right" Socially crippled and depressed for the rest of your life

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Wont let you get a puppy is a bitch

Wont let you get a puppy is a bitch Sheltering Suburban Mom
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just told my mom that I am an atheist "You cannot even begin to imagine how much I don't care"

just told my mom that I am an atheist
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assumes the worst when you don't answer your cell doesn't know how to use her's

assumes the worst when you don't answer your cell doesn't know how to use her's Sheltering Suburban Mom
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You're going to graduate school in Canada? Can you speak french?

You're going to graduate school in Canada? Can you speak french? Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Won't allow your children around hers if they aren't vaccinated SMOKES

Won't allow your children around hers if they aren't vaccinated SMOKES Sheltering Suburban Mom
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our backyard swimming pool is 5 feet at the deep end

our backyard swimming pool is 5 feet at the deep end Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Uses a leash when walking the dog as well as on the kids

Uses a leash when walking the dog as well as on the kids Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Speaks to gardeners in spanish gardeners speak english

Speaks to gardeners in spanish gardeners speak english Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Titanic shows Kate Winslet's boobs X rated

Titanic shows Kate Winslet's boobs X rated Sheltering Suburban Mom
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