Sheltering Suburban Mom

SAYS YOU SHOULDNT FALL ASLEEP TO PINK FLOYD BECAUSE IT SENDS A BAG MESSAGE NEVER LISTENED TO PINK FLOYD

SAYS YOU SHOULDNT FALL ASLEEP TO PINK FLOYD BECAUSE IT SENDS A BAG MESSAGE NEVER LISTENED TO PINK FLOYD  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Something wrong with you, blames computer Something wrong with computer, blames you

Something wrong with you, blames computer Something wrong with computer, blames you  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Says drugs are bad listens to the beatles

Says drugs are bad listens to the beatles  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Goes inside gas station in skimpy yoga shorts Would pay at the pump in any other outfit

Goes inside gas station in skimpy yoga shorts Would pay at the pump in any other outfit  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Says not to discriminate locks car door when black guy is nearby

Says not to discriminate locks car door when black guy is nearby  Sheltering Suburban Mom

A man was beheaded in London? I'll bet Obama doesn't do a thing about it.

A man was beheaded in London? I'll bet Obama doesn't do a thing about it.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Complains about reposts Uses overused meme to do so

Complains about reposts Uses overused meme to do so  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Mom says mini side bar feed on Facebook is too small for her to read, wants to delete account in frustration FACEBOOK CHANGES FOR THE WIN!

Mom says mini side bar feed on Facebook is too small for her to read, wants to delete account in frustration FACEBOOK CHANGES FOR THE WIN!   Sheltering Suburban Mom

can't understand why people would decimate their bodies with plastic surgery had c-sections so her vag would stay tight.

can't understand why people would decimate their bodies with plastic surgery had c-sections so her vag would stay tight.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Mad because you got your girlfriend pregnant Refused to teach you about contraceptives

Mad because you got your girlfriend pregnant Refused to teach you about contraceptives  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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