Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Science may eventually exist to allow us to live forever" "I would rather live forever in Heaven"

Energy Drinks are bad for you smokes two packs a day

Energy Drinks are bad for you smokes two packs a day  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"If someone broke into our house and tried to kill you, I wouldn't stop them" "God commands us not to murder"

Abortion is murder and should be illegal the mothers would think twice if it was punishable by death

Abortion is murder and should be illegal  the mothers would think twice if it was punishable by death  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Spanking is abuse!!" wonders why children don't listen

Thinks she's sexy Has poorly cropped '90s hair

Thinks she's sexy Has poorly cropped '90s hair  Sheltering Suburban Mom

marries complains husband doesn't spend enough time with the kids doctor

marries complains husband doesn't spend enough time with the kids doctor  Sheltering Suburban Mom

tells you true beauty is on the inside Botox every week

tells you true beauty is on the inside Botox every week  Sheltering Suburban Mom

kid comes home tired immediate drugtest

kid comes home tired immediate drugtest  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Calls you lazy needs you to turn up the volume on her TV

Calls you lazy needs you to turn up the volume on her TV   Sheltering Suburban Mom
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