Sheltering Suburban Mom

Calls you lazy Drives a car to a shop 400 yards away

Calls you lazy Drives a car to a shop 400 yards away  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Travels in order to experience other cultures "Excuse me, do you speak american?"

Travels in order to experience other cultures

That fake laugh you do when you don’t understand what somebody just said to you.

That fake laugh you do when  you don’t understand what somebody just said to you.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Stop playing those violent shooting games Come watch SAW with me instead

Stop playing those violent shooting games Come watch SAW with me instead  Sheltering Suburban Mom

i divorced your father because i can't trust him anymore meets a guy and marries him 3 days later

i divorced your father because i can't trust him anymore meets a guy and marries him 3 days later  Sheltering Suburban Mom

It's ridiculous to let your kids believe in a rabbit that gives them candy and eggs Now let's celebrate jesus rising from the dead

It's ridiculous to let your kids believe in a rabbit that gives them candy and eggs Now let's celebrate jesus rising from the dead  Sheltering Suburban Mom

doesn't believe in pre-marital sex takes it up the ass to keep virginity

doesn't believe in pre-marital sex takes it up the ass to keep virginity  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"You're getting darker!" "How will we ever find a good husband for you?"

Well you don't have to believe in God to call yourself a Christian

Well you don't have to believe in God to call yourself a Christian  Sheltering Suburban Mom

changed to fluorescent light bulbs to be green keeps air conditioner at 65

changed to fluorescent light bulbs to be green keeps air conditioner at 65  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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