Sheltering Suburban Mom

do you want me to machine wash or hand wash your trench coat?

 do you want me to machine wash or hand wash your trench coat?  Sheltering Suburban Mom

considers self a "milf"

considers self a

says god loves everyone and is on the side of truth flips the fuck out when you point out anything from Leviticus as an argument against her

says god loves everyone and is on the side of truth flips the fuck out when you point out anything from Leviticus as an argument against her  Sheltering Suburban Mom

No Sex Talk in this house Keeps Cosmo on the Coffee Table

No Sex Talk in this house Keeps Cosmo on the Coffee Table  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Complains about slow self-serve check out Has two carts worth of items

Complains about slow self-serve check out Has two carts worth of items  Sheltering Suburban Mom

See's you backing out of parking spot. Speed's up and honks horn!!!

See's you backing out of parking spot. Speed's up and honks horn!!!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Disapproves Of Alcohol carried home from bunko

Disapproves Of Alcohol carried home from bunko  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Complains about Americas dependence on Chinese exports. Shops at Wal-Mart

Complains about Americas dependence on Chinese exports. Shops at Wal-Mart  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Knows son can't masturbate Has sex with him

Knows son can't masturbate Has sex with him  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Oh. I don't like that kid F! -Mrs Enkosky

Oh. I don't like that kid F! -Mrs Enkosky  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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