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Sheltering Suburban Mom

knows you have work tomorrow forces you to go to a family reunion until 4am

knows you have work tomorrow forces you to go to a family reunion until 4am Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Complains you don't spend enough time with the family Doesn't tell you when family is spending time

Complains you don't spend enough time with the family Doesn't tell you when family is spending time Sheltering Suburban Mom
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clogs toilet blames kid's friends

clogs toilet blames kid's friends Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Puts on makeup and does hair to take you to soccer practice Arrive 10 minutes late

Puts on makeup and does hair to take you to soccer practice Arrive 10 minutes late Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Yells at you for pre-marital sex Had you 6 months after her wedding

Yells at you for pre-marital sex Had you 6 months after her wedding Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Won't let you read violent books like The Hunger Games Has 7 Bibles in the house

Won't let you read violent books like The Hunger Games Has 7 Bibles in the house Sheltering Suburban Mom
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is a member of "one million moms"

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"If it grows in the ground, its good for you!" "Don't do weed, its bad for you!"
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Separation of church and state? Atheism's a religion, too.

Separation of church and state? Atheism's a religion, too. Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Invites three sons out for fried chicken lectures them about needing to lose weight

Invites three sons out for fried chicken lectures them about needing to lose weight Sheltering Suburban Mom
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