Sheltering Suburban Mom

buys pre-washed grapes washes them anyway

buys pre-washed grapes  washes them anyway  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"scumbag steve is bad news" scumbag steve is your long lost father.

Matthew 19:21 "If you want to be perfect, go, sell all your possessions and give to the poor" *turns page

Matthew 19:21

Wants to warn people to drive safely Uses bumper sticker font that can't be read from a distance

Wants to warn people to drive safely Uses bumper sticker font that can't be read from a distance  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Blocks curse words on child's computer Swears like a sailor

Blocks curse words on child's computer Swears like a sailor  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Wonders why you're always on your laptop and not with friends. "Oh, we're busy. You're friend can't come over today...or next week...or next month."

Wonders why you're always on your laptop and not with friends.

You drink a few bottles of water a day "you might have diabetes"

You drink a few bottles of water a day

gets drunk, decides to have sex, accuses man of rape gets drunk, drives car, still not responsible?

gets drunk, decides to have sex, accuses man of rape gets drunk, drives car, still not responsible?  Sheltering Suburban Mom

THE WORD OF THE DAY IS... WINESTY WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DRINK WINE AND TALK!

THE WORD OF THE DAY IS... WINESTY WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DRINK WINE AND TALK!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I used to be a presidential candidate Then I got hit by a Barack Obama LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I used to be a presidential candidate Then I got hit by a Barack Obama LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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