Sheltering Suburban Mom

Thinks Creeking is Hazing Partied at state school 30 years ago

Thinks Creeking is Hazing Partied at state school 30 years ago  Sheltering Suburban Mom

There won't be life on mars God put us on earth for a reason

There won't be life on mars God put us on earth for a reason  Sheltering Suburban Mom

You should become a doctor you can help cure down syndrome

You should become a doctor  you can help cure down syndrome   Sheltering Suburban Mom

voted for obama to clear conscience drove to poll in $110k LandRover

voted for obama to clear conscience drove to poll in $110k LandRover  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Obama has done nothing to get me a job" Has made no effort to find one

oh, your watching tv? let me talk loudly on the phone in the same room

oh, your watching tv? let me talk loudly on the phone in the same room  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I believe in abstinence before marriage because I haven't been laid in 8 years

I believe in abstinence before marriage because I haven't been laid in 8 years  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Currently smokes pot, tells her son drugs are bad.

Currently smokes pot, tells her son drugs are bad.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Says heavy metal is the devil's music was a fan of judas priest in high school

Says heavy metal is the devil's music was a fan of judas priest in high school  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"you cant believe everything you see on the internet" believes the bible

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