Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Premarital sex is horrible" Lost virginity at 15

The whole meteor hitting the earth thing confuses me. how did it kill all of the dinosaurs but not the humans?

The whole meteor hitting the earth thing confuses me.  how did it kill all of the dinosaurs but not the humans?  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I voted against legalizing marijuana because I'm a suburban single mom and I have to make my car payments from my pot sales

I voted against legalizing marijuana because I'm a suburban single mom and I have to make my car payments from my pot sales  Sheltering Suburban Mom

You support federal programs that help poor people Where did you go wrong? Ask yourself: WWJD?

You support federal programs that help poor people Where did you go wrong? Ask yourself: WWJD?  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Speaks to gardeners in spanglish gardeners speak english

Speaks to gardeners in spanglish gardeners speak english  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"i only buy american brand vehicles" Bought a prius

complains about taxes puts 50 bucks in church offering plate every sunday

complains about taxes puts 50 bucks in church offering plate every sunday  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Hates pedophiles Thinks "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" is wholesome entertainment

Hates pedophiles Thinks

TELLS YOU TO CLEAN YOUR ROOM HER ROOM IS A TOTAL DISASTER AREA

TELLS YOU TO CLEAN YOUR ROOM HER ROOM IS A TOTAL DISASTER AREA  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Promises freedom and space as you get older Checks all txt messages and hacks into your online social media accounts

Promises freedom and space as you get older Checks all txt messages and hacks into your online social media accounts  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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