Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Clean your room! You look like a hoarder!" 20 years worth of junk in the garage, basement, and attic.

They say my son is like jesus I say don't be so modest

They say my son is like jesus I say don't be so modest  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Justifies everything that doesnt make sense in the bible with: "The lord works in mysterious ways..."

Justifies everything that doesnt make sense in the bible with:

tells teen to get a job and be self-reliant packs lunch with orange smiles and a juice box.

tells teen to get a job and be self-reliant packs lunch with orange smiles and a juice box.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Cant tell if son is being facetious... or really likes nickelback

Cant tell if son is being facetious... or really likes nickelback  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"I'm tired of asian immigration" hires koreans to clean the house

Complains that Metal is Violent and noisy ASks relatives to see your band's review in the newspaper

Complains that Metal is Violent and noisy ASks relatives to see your band's review in the newspaper  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Oh, you bought an xbox? With what money?

Oh, you bought an xbox? With what money?   Sheltering Suburban Mom

Complains that your lifestyle isn't social or active Bans you from going anywhere that isn't church or school

Complains that your lifestyle isn't social or active Bans you from going anywhere that isn't church or school  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Why believe scientists, When you can believe the bible?

Why believe scientists, When you can believe the bible?  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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