Sheltering Suburban Mom

Spends all day at swimming pool with friends gets home YOUR STONED!!??

Spends all day at swimming pool with friends gets home YOUR STONED!!??  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I Just Ship my pants

I Just Ship my pants  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Believes our bodies are God's perfect creations Suffers from migraines

Believes our bodies are God's perfect creations Suffers from migraines  Sheltering Suburban Mom

that's nonsense. I invented electricity benjamin franklin is the devil

that's nonsense. I invented electricity benjamin franklin is the devil  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I guess if people read enough about something they will believe anything.

I guess if people read enough about something  they will believe anything.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

The Most Boring Woman Alive: Owns a mini-van and likes it

The Most Boring Woman Alive: Owns a mini-van and likes it  Sheltering Suburban Mom

ENOUGH!! ENOUGH SSM!! NO MORE!

ENOUGH!! ENOUGH SSM!!         NO MORE!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Doesn't like son playing heavy metal music arranges mock juvenile arrest

Doesn't like son playing heavy metal music arranges mock juvenile  arrest  Sheltering Suburban Mom

stepson buys daughter a necklace returns for a more conservative present

stepson buys daughter a necklace returns for a more conservative present  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sees someone walk by her car from inside her house Hits the lock-car button from her keychain 3 times to make sure they know shes watching

Sees someone walk by her car from inside her house Hits the lock-car button from her keychain 3 times to make sure they know shes watching  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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