Sheltering Suburban Mom

Yells at you for not doing something productive Makes sarcastic remarks when actually doing something productive

Yells at you for not doing something productive Makes sarcastic remarks when actually doing something productive  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sees a homeless guy begging for change Rolls up the windows of her escalade

Sees a homeless guy begging for change Rolls up the windows of her escalade  Sheltering Suburban Mom

LOSES CAR KEYS BLAMES YOU EVEN THOUGH SHE KNOWS YOU CANT DRIVE

LOSES CAR KEYS  BLAMES YOU EVEN THOUGH SHE KNOWS YOU CANT DRIVE  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Makes you run her errands Claims she's "training you for when you're on your own"

Makes you run her errands Claims she's

Spends all day at swimming pool with friends gets home YOUR STONED!!??

Spends all day at swimming pool with friends gets home YOUR STONED!!??  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I Just Ship my pants

I Just Ship my pants  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I was waiting for a sign from god A dog licked my hand! The sign!

I was waiting for a sign from god A dog licked my hand! The sign!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Did you say you had tomorrow off? Why didn't I hear you were spending the day cleaning?

Did you say you had tomorrow off? Why didn't I hear you were spending the day cleaning?  Sheltering Suburban Mom

ENOUGH!! ENOUGH SSM!! NO MORE!

ENOUGH!! ENOUGH SSM!!         NO MORE!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Doesn't like son playing heavy metal music arranges mock juvenile arrest

Doesn't like son playing heavy metal music arranges mock juvenile  arrest  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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