Sheltering Suburban Mom

Doesn't let her kids play video games Can't stop playing Candy Crush Saga on her phone in public on high volume

Doesn't let her kids play video games Can't stop playing Candy Crush Saga on her phone in public on high volume  Sheltering Suburban Mom

be home from the club at midnight child is 19

be home from the club at midnight child is 19  Sheltering Suburban Mom

this is a wiimote for mommy's mood

this is a wiimote for mommy's mood  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sees a homeless guy begging for change Rolls up the windows of her escalade

Sees a homeless guy begging for change Rolls up the windows of her escalade  Sheltering Suburban Mom

LOSES CAR KEYS BLAMES YOU EVEN THOUGH SHE KNOWS YOU CANT DRIVE

LOSES CAR KEYS  BLAMES YOU EVEN THOUGH SHE KNOWS YOU CANT DRIVE  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Makes you run her errands Claims she's "training you for when you're on your own"

Makes you run her errands Claims she's

disgusted by obesity in america favorite show: biggest loser

disgusted by obesity in america favorite show: biggest loser  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Yells at you for not doing something productive Makes sarcastic remarks when actually doing something productive

Yells at you for not doing something productive Makes sarcastic remarks when actually doing something productive  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Petitions for Redskins to become redhawks Thinks "trail of tears" is a country song

Petitions for Redskins to become redhawks Thinks

Begs husband for new kitchen Doesn't cook

Begs husband for new kitchen Doesn't cook  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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