Sheltering Suburban Mom

"You can't have a girlfriend. They'll tempt you to do evil things" Reads 50 shades of grey series and boasts on how good it is

The Most Boring Woman Alive: Can't wait for summer vacation to end so she can go to Walmart alone for 'me time'

The Most Boring Woman Alive: Can't wait for summer vacation to end so she can go to Walmart alone for 'me time'  Sheltering Suburban Mom

detects a new scent when you get home alcohol

detects a new scent when you get home alcohol  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells you to get out of bed on your day off in bed til 11am every weekday.

Tells you to get out of bed on your day off in bed til 11am every weekday.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

tells you to hold off for a while after a shitshow with high school friends downs half a bottle of chardonnay nightly

tells you to hold off for a while after a shitshow with high school friends downs half a bottle of chardonnay nightly  Sheltering Suburban Mom

WALKS PAST BLACK EMPLOYEE IN STORE GRABS HER PURSE

WALKS PAST BLACK EMPLOYEE IN STORE GRABS HER PURSE  Sheltering Suburban Mom

No text back in 10 minutes? I should call

No text back in 10 minutes? I should call  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Doesn't let you go to the mall, parties, or after-school events Wonders why you haven't met a nice boy yet

Doesn't let you go to the mall, parties, or after-school events Wonders why you haven't met a nice boy yet  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Proud Military Wife" Proudly stands by her man Shops with his credit cards Microwaves McDonalds for Supper

your an athiest, im ok with that just Dont debate grandma please it upsets her

your an athiest, im ok with that just Dont debate grandma please it upsets her  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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