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Sheltering Suburban Mom

Your father keeps his scrotum so clean you could eat off of it. That's where we're having our taco dinner, tonight.

Your father keeps his scrotum so clean you could eat off of it. That's where we're having our taco dinner, tonight. Sheltering Suburban Mom
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The Most Boring Woman Alive: Creates Facebook accounts for her cats so she'll have Farmville friends

The Most Boring Woman Alive: Creates Facebook accounts for her cats so she'll have Farmville friends Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Says Video games are violent Gave you a nintendo 64 when you were young

Says Video games are violent Gave you a nintendo 64 when you were young Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Has white husband, gets black baby Proof evolution isn't real

Has white husband, gets black baby Proof evolution isn't real Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Wants her child to do good in biology E-mails teacher for teaching evolution

Wants her child to do good in biology E-mails teacher for teaching evolution Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Finds you jacking off in bathroom gives talk on the dangers of being pregnant

Finds you jacking off in bathroom gives talk on the dangers of being pregnant Sheltering Suburban Mom
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"make sure the house is clean for the cleaner"
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"reminds" Husband to wear wedding ring before leaving to make the big bucks "Forgets" to wear wedding ring before leaving to spend the big bucks
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Atheists are cold Revelation 3:16 So, because you are lukewarm, and neither hot nor cold, I will spit you out of my mouth.

Atheists are cold Revelation 3:16 So, because you are lukewarm, and neither hot nor cold, I will spit you out of my mouth. Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Does background check on sons teachers Has no clue he's fucking them

Does background check on sons teachers Has no clue he's fucking them Sheltering Suburban Mom
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