Sheltering Suburban Mom

Stops you from going out with a boy who's two years older than you. Sleeps with the pool boy, who's half her age.

Stops you from going out with a boy who's two years older than you. Sleeps with the pool boy, who's half her age.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Refuses to allow those dangerous guns in her house First one eaten when zombie apocalypse occurs

Refuses to allow those dangerous guns in her house First one eaten when zombie apocalypse occurs  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"You can't get that, we have no money!" goes on vacation to mexico every 3 weeks

gets virus on computer blames you because you play games on it

gets virus on computer blames you because you play games on it  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Video games rot your brain" plays farmville

Don't categorize yourself with those people You're better than that

Don't categorize yourself with those people You're better than that  Sheltering Suburban Mom

marriage is our thing why can't you just call it something else?

marriage is our thing why can't you just call it something else?  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I'm going to start sending you to church to open your mind

I'm going to start sending you to church to open your mind  Sheltering Suburban Mom

if homosexuality is natural why haven't men evolved breasts and vaginas to bear children

if homosexuality is natural why haven't men evolved breasts and vaginas to bear children  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Morals before Jesus? One day you will open you eyes...

Morals before Jesus? One day you will open you eyes...  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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