Sheltering Suburban Mom

so what if we can see distant stars what if you drive the speed of light and turn on your headlights?

so what if we can see distant stars  what if you drive the speed of light and turn on your headlights?   Sheltering Suburban Mom

Fukushima "DONT GO OUTSIDE!"

Fukushima

"Marriage is sacred and holy, homosexuals can't have it." Got married in vegas while wasted

Promises to buy chocolate chip cookies comes home with oatmeal rasin

Promises to buy chocolate chip cookies comes home with oatmeal rasin  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Thinks margarine is plastic proved by science Doesn't believe we evolved from primates proved by the bible

Thinks margarine is plastic proved by science  Doesn't believe we evolved from primates proved by the bible   Sheltering Suburban Mom

"You text your friends too much!" Spends hours calling her friends at work to gossip.

You dont believe in god? wow, its ashame i wont be seeing you in heaven

You dont believe in god?
 wow, its ashame i wont be seeing you in heaven   Sheltering Suburban Mom

How do dogs mate? Well son, first! they have to get married

How do dogs mate? Well son, first! they have to get married  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I read the bible Of course I'm a good person

I read the bible Of course I'm a good person  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Im high ... on rainbow drops

Im high ... on rainbow drops  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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