Sheltering Suburban Mom

lets kids watch pochahontas at age 17 covers their eyes when they kiss

lets kids watch pochahontas at age 17 covers their eyes when they kiss  Sheltering Suburban Mom

and then i was like don't talk to me like i'm stupid cause I'm not, okay?

and then i was like don't talk to me like i'm stupid cause I'm not, okay?  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"don't do drugs, they're addictive" "mmm, gotta have my coffee"

Always complains about messes Keeps making them so she has something to complain about

Always complains about messes Keeps making them so she has something to complain about  Sheltering Suburban Mom

a member of community crime watch, the pta and madd runs you into the guardrail making a stupid move while texting behind the wheel of her suv

a member of community crime watch, the pta and madd runs you into the guardrail making a stupid move while texting behind the wheel of her suv  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Won't let you smoke weed smokes weed

Won't let you smoke weed smokes weed  Sheltering Suburban Mom

SAYS YOU SHOULD LEARN TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF REFUSES TO BE HOSPITALIZED BECAUSE "YOU CAN'T TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF"

SAYS YOU SHOULD LEARN TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF REFUSES TO BE HOSPITALIZED BECAUSE

your son yeah, he's letting the rest of our boys down out there on the ball field

your son yeah, he's letting the rest of our boys down out there on the ball field  Sheltering Suburban Mom

tells you what not to do when you're driving does all of those things when she drives

tells you what not to do when you're driving does all of those things when she drives  Sheltering Suburban Mom

monitors your facebook picks up dates on craigslist

monitors your facebook picks up dates on craigslist  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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