Sheltering Suburban Mom

says you dont't know how to drive hits into things daily

says you dont't know how to drive  hits into things daily   Sheltering Suburban Mom

Thinks Marijuana is evil and must be banned eats xanex like they're tic-tacs

Thinks Marijuana is evil and must be banned eats xanex like they're tic-tacs  Sheltering Suburban Mom

attends parents evening brings an a5 lined book to make extensive notes on sons progress

attends parents evening brings an a5 lined book to make extensive notes on sons progress   Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells you to call home for a ride if you're drinking Grounds you for getting drunk

Tells you to call home for a ride if you're drinking  Grounds you for getting drunk  Sheltering Suburban Mom

spends 10% of gross annual income on lawn maintenance

spends 10% of gross annual income on lawn maintenance   Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sleepover with your boyfried? "don't forget a sleeping bag"

Sleepover with your boyfried?

You're not getting your phone upgrade until you quit smoking Been smoking for 30 plus years

You're not getting your phone upgrade until you quit smoking Been smoking for 30 plus years  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Cat becomes diabetic Feeds our dogs chocolate chip cookies

Cat becomes diabetic Feeds our dogs chocolate chip cookies  Sheltering Suburban Mom

for God's sake make your bed

for God's sake make your bed  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Eats crackers and drinks wine i eat jesus

Eats crackers and drinks wine i eat jesus  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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