Sheltering Suburban Mom

I DONT LIVE IN THE SUBURBS MY MOM STILL ACTS LIKE THIS

I DONT LIVE IN THE SUBURBS MY MOM STILL ACTS LIKE THIS  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Wants equal opportunities for everyone Gives her own child the stupidest name ever

Wants equal opportunities for everyone Gives her own child the stupidest name ever  Sheltering Suburban Mom

You better do something nice for me today or I will give you a guilt trip for the rest of your life

You better do something nice for me today or I will give you a guilt trip for the rest of your life  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I cant believe all of these people. That they think that they're all it in the world. It's so terrible.

I cant believe all of these people. That they think that they're all it in the world. It's so terrible.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Scientists found God particle? Thats phooey, God isnt in a particle

Scientists found God particle? Thats phooey, God isnt in a particle  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Well behaved women rarely make history" has never misbehaved in her adult life

Would I kill my children if God told me too? God would never do a thing like that

Would I kill my children if God told me too? God would never do a thing like that  Sheltering Suburban Mom

The Most Boring Woman Alive: Favorite date of the week is, of course, garbage day

The Most Boring Woman Alive: Favorite date of the week is, of course, garbage day  Sheltering Suburban Mom

yells for wearing "attention grabbing" clothes offers to buy booty shorts

yells for wearing

Tells You To Eat Healthy Drinks A Bottle of Wine Every Night

Tells You To Eat Healthy Drinks A Bottle of Wine Every Night  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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