Sheltering Suburban Mom

lets kids watch pg-13 movies When they're 17

lets kids watch pg-13 movies When they're 17  Sheltering Suburban Mom

says being on reddit is unproductive. prays.

says being on reddit is unproductive. prays.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Friday the 13th is superstitous nonesense Pray over your dinner so you don't choke

Friday the 13th is superstitous nonesense Pray over your dinner so you don't choke  Sheltering Suburban Mom

God will never give you more than you can handle ignores all the people who commit suicide

God will never give you more than you can handle ignores all the people who commit suicide  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Allows kids watch movies with coarse language and brutal violence "As long as there's no sex!"

Allows kids watch movies with coarse language and brutal violence

Keeps kids away from sugar Drinks sweet tea all day

Keeps kids away from sugar Drinks sweet tea all day   Sheltering Suburban Mom

Your grandfather was very book-smart, he knew all the stories of the bible from cover to cover

Your grandfather was very book-smart, he knew all the stories of the bible from cover to cover  Sheltering Suburban Mom

son going to friends house down the road "call when you get there"

son going to friends house down the road

Makes you use hand sanitizer Doesn't vaccinate

Makes you use hand sanitizer Doesn't vaccinate  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Then what are you going to do Brainwash them?

Then what are you going to do Brainwash them?  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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