Sheltering Suburban Mom

Gives long lecture on the importance of common courtesy steals parking spaces and cuts other drivers off

Gives long lecture on the importance of common courtesy steals parking spaces and cuts other drivers off  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Wanted to raise a strong and opinionated daughter unless those opinions are different from hers

Wanted to raise a strong and opinionated daughter unless those opinions are different from hers  Sheltering Suburban Mom

soccer mom during the day Gets gang-banged at night

soccer mom during the day  Gets gang-banged at night   Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells you not to cause road rage Because this is america, and everyone owns guns

Tells you not to cause road rage Because this is america, and everyone owns guns  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Doesn't let her kids listen to Eminem Had sex to 2 live crew while on spring break in 1989

Doesn't let her kids listen to Eminem Had sex to 2 live crew while on spring break in 1989  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Doesn't think it's dumb to tell yo momma jokes ....to her kids

Doesn't think it's dumb to tell yo momma jokes ....to her kids  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Meth is bad Unless it helps you stay awake to clean the house

Meth is bad Unless it helps you stay awake to clean the house  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Prevents you from smoking trees, used to smoke trees everyday

Prevents you from smoking trees, used to smoke trees everyday  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Disgusted by graffiti Covers car with magnets

Disgusted by graffiti  Covers car with magnets   Sheltering Suburban Mom

You can't just pick and choose which laws you want to follow. Picks and chooses which laws she wants to follow.

You can't just pick and choose which laws you want to follow. Picks and chooses which laws she wants to follow.                                     Sheltering Suburban Mom
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