Sheltering Suburban Mom

You're not doing an internship since you won't get paid Go to college instead

You're not doing an internship since you won't get paid Go to college instead  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"I don't get this whole NSA controversy." "If you don't do bad things why should you care if the government is watching you?"

"Your video games are a waste of money..." Owns all twilight merchandise and Dvds

"Be safe on facebook and keep your profile hidden" Facebook profile open for everyone too see

"Drive safe, and pay attention to the road" Texts you while you're driving

"You can take the nigger out of the jungle... But you can't take the jungle out of the nigger."

Gives long lecture on the importance of common courtesy steals parking spaces and cuts other drivers off

Gives long lecture on the importance of common courtesy steals parking spaces and cuts other drivers off  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Wanted to raise a strong and opinionated daughter unless those opinions are different from hers

Wanted to raise a strong and opinionated daughter unless those opinions are different from hers  Sheltering Suburban Mom

soccer mom during the day Gets gang-banged at night

soccer mom during the day  Gets gang-banged at night   Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells you not to cause road rage Because this is america, and everyone owns guns

Tells you not to cause road rage Because this is america, and everyone owns guns  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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