Sheltering Suburban Mom

"the best birth control is abstinence" believes jesus was born of a virgin

we need to remove atheism from the internet

we need to remove atheism from the internet  Sheltering Suburban Mom

The next time your mom goes on an offesnive Christian rant... Respectfully prove her wrong instead of letting out all your frustration with a meme.

The next time your mom goes on an offesnive Christian rant... Respectfully prove her wrong instead of letting out all your frustration with a meme.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Wont let kids eat anything with preservatives puts them on Ritalin

Wont let kids eat anything with preservatives puts them on Ritalin  Sheltering Suburban Mom

finds out you are an atheist Demands you go to church to straighten you out

finds out you are an atheist Demands you go to church to straighten you out   Sheltering Suburban Mom

Says you're irresponsible for losing your phone 5 years ago. Loses her phone, wallet, keys, and purse once a week.

Says you're irresponsible for losing your phone 5 years ago. Loses her phone, wallet, keys, and purse once a week.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Put your head in my lap... ...you can hear and smell the ocean!"

oops i just dropped the fuck that i was about to give

oops i just dropped the fuck that i was about to give  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I voted against legalizing marijuana because my daughter was killed by a drunk driver

I voted against legalizing marijuana because my daughter was killed by a drunk driver  Sheltering Suburban Mom

/u/jij isn't all that bad

/u/jij isn't all that bad  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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