Sheltering Suburban Mom

doesn't turn off brights when passing cars so she can see deer still goes 75 mph

doesn't turn off brights when passing cars so she can see deer still goes 75 mph  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells you to get groceries out of car car's locked

Tells you to get groceries out of car car's locked  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Shouts at you to 'stop being so sexist' Wont let you wank in her shoe.

Shouts at you to 'stop being so sexist' Wont let you wank in her shoe.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

advocates abstinence and "waiting till marriage" whore

advocates abstinence and

ignorant of everything alcoholic bitch

ignorant of everything alcoholic bitch  Sheltering Suburban Mom

tells you drugs are bad drinks 9 beers a night

tells you drugs are bad  drinks 9 beers a night  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Doctors kill more people than guns do

Doctors kill more people than guns do  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I love you even if you're a socialist

I love you even if you're a socialist  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Don't waste 60$ on a video game wastes twice that on gas for her suburban suv weekly

Don't waste 60$ on a video game wastes twice that on gas for her suburban suv weekly  Sheltering Suburban Mom

If you don't believe in God You'll go to hell

If you don't believe in God You'll go to hell  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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